q_sharon
05/22/10, 11:54 AM
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The Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
*Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
*It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
*No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
*All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
*We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
*No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
*No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
*She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
*I got proof.
What kind of proof?
*She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
:approve::whip::COOL0013:
The Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
*Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
*It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge?
*No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
*All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
*We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
*No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
*No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
*She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
*I got proof.
What kind of proof?
*She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say:
~~~Polish Remover~~~
:approve::whip::COOL0013: