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seductive_lady
03/06/08, 07:44 PM
Q. What's the difference between

corruption in the US and corruption in

the Philippines ?



A. In the U.S. they go to jail. In the

Philippines , they go to the U.S.



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Q. What`s the difference among

Philippine Presidents Cory, Gloria and

Erap?



A. Cory can`t tell a lie

Gloria can`t tell the truth

Erap can`t tell the difference



DYOK...DYOK. ..DYOK

TITSER: Juan, use recharge & caffeine

in a sentence.

JUAN: Si "Recharge" Gutierrez ay

si "Caffeine" Barbell.

cmo
03/06/08, 08:45 PM
:sign_lol:

teddy_alterado
03/06/08, 10:29 PM
HAHAHAH...toink!

loe
03/06/08, 10:49 PM
:hihihi:

teddy_alterado
03/06/08, 11:00 PM
When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, "Hey, I got a missed call!" My friend said, "Anong sabi?"

cmo
03/07/08, 06:49 AM
When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, "Hey, I got a missed call!" My friend said, "Anong sabi?"

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ronzam2002
05/18/09, 11:28 PM
not quite funny for me...