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ctivnan
10/14/07, 10:26 AM
Check this one out by Lynne Truss.
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
:holler: "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
So what's the deal here? What actually does a panda do? :hihihi:
Check this one out by Lynne Truss.
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
:holler: "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
So what's the deal here? What actually does a panda do? :hihihi:
Since no one answered, I wil try.
Panda is vegetarian. Eats shoots and leaves!
:dance:
ctivnan
11/18/07, 07:28 AM
CMO, yes, the panda is vegetarian, but what else can you understand from this very short story? :painting:
sbenosa
03/01/08, 12:23 PM
Hello Cath, CMO!
:-)
I have a copy of that book. It was given to me as a gift last year. I enjoyed reading it.
Let me confess. The first time I read that part of the book (re: panda), I did not understand it. I wondered how the tale could be related to punctuations.
But now that CMO pointed out that the panda is a vegetarian, who eats shoots and leaves, I'm laughing out loud!
Dear, was I so slow? Hahaha!
I'm sure the panda in the tale would have behaved differently if there was no comma after eats!
Thanks to both of you. I learned something today! :-)
ctivnan
03/01/08, 12:36 PM
I found this book during the Book Fair and I found it very interesting (although I haven't finished reading it yet... hehehe), especially the story of the panda. I even used it in my class and they had a good laugh!
:thanks:
JustKaye25
03/01/08, 01:23 PM
:lol: I love that story, what book is that from? I want to get a copy for myself!
ctivnan
03/01/08, 01:42 PM
:lol: I love that story, what book is that from? I want to get a copy for myself!
Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss :kitty:
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