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ac_bry
06/06/08, 09:27 PM
ACCUPUNCTURE, n., a jab well done.
ADULT, n., a person who has stop growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR, n., a place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL, n., someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKEN, n., the only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead.
COMMITTEE. n., a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST, n., mud with the juices squeezed out.
EGOTIST, n., someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
INFLATION, n., cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO, n., an insect that makes you like flies better
RAISIN, n., grape with sunburn.
SECRET, n., something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON, n., a collection of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE, n., the pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMMOROW, n., one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN, n., an honest opinion openly expressed. :flash:
la i
06/07/08, 01:05 PM
More of this, ac_bry. Hahaha
ayumie
06/09/08, 04:56 PM
hahahahahaha ...

thanks for sharing
sbenosa
06/09/08, 05:10 PM
Jejejejejejejjejeje!

Loved it! Thanks! :-)
veron
06/09/08, 06:07 PM
jajajajaja!!!! really enjpyed it... some moe please...
ac_bry
06/11/08, 03:07 PM
jajajajaja!!!! really enjpyed it... some moe please...

new meaning for old words....

Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce - Future tense of marriage.
Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary - The only place where success comes before work.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. :-)
pinoypower
06/11/08, 05:56 PM
"Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. :-)"

I also happened to have a strenuous office life so can you please find the word for that place where I can relax.:superhappy:
harold656
06/11/08, 06:51 PM
hello
ac_bry
06/19/08, 12:11 AM
hello



hi there harold656!
bonsai_08
06/19/08, 01:30 AM
These are nice defintions. You see words in a different perspective but it make some sense in a wacky kind of way. I like it. :happy0007:

ACCUPUNCTURE, n., a jab well done.
ADULT, n., a person who has stop growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR, n., a place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL, n., someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKEN, n., the only animal we eat before it is born and after it is dead.
COMMITTEE. n., a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST, n., mud with the juices squeezed out.
EGOTIST, n., someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
INFLATION, n., cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO, n., an insect that makes you like flies better
RAISIN, n., grape with sunburn.
SECRET, n., something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON, n., a collection of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE, n., the pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMMOROW, n., one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN, n., an honest opinion openly expressed. :flash:
ayame5987vhi
06/20/08, 10:02 AM
hehehehe.. soo true ^_^..
funny funny
jam
09/16/08, 06:43 PM
i liked it so much. :):):) thanks!!!
ac_bry
09/17/08, 02:29 PM
[quote=jam;31118]i liked it so much. :):):) thanks!!![/quote

I'm glad you like it. Your'e welcome.:smilie3: