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Do you know who I am?
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
:yey:
deicervantes
10/30/07, 09:43 AM
:lol::lol:Do you know who I am?
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
:yey:
Do you know who I am?
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 500 students in the class!
The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.
"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.
:yey:
Now I know what to do next time during exam.
Now I know what to do next time during exam.
Ahah, I will tell your teacher! (kidding)
:lol:
ctivnan
11/11/07, 11:04 AM
Now I know how to have fewer students in class! :lol:
racz_jay25
01/08/08, 02:24 AM
I saw a scene in Veronica Mars like this.
Good thing, the most number of students I had is 39 and I had a good memory in memorizing their names and faces in our first week of meeting..
I saw a scene in Veronica Mars like this.
Good thing, the most number of students I had is 39 and I had a good memory in memorizing their names and faces in our first week of meeting..
That's why I can't be a teacher. I can't memorize 10 names of students, he he
:snail: :confused:
racz_jay25, do you consider yourself a strict teacher?
racz_jay25
01/08/08, 05:46 PM
That's why I can't be a teacher. I can't memorize 10 names of students, he he
:snail: :confused:
racz_jay25, do you consider yourself a strict teacher?
I'm not a strict teacher. As what my students said, I am one of the most considerate teachers they've ever met.. It's my way of helping them to understand the lesson. Besides, its hard to be strict in Math. They'll hate me and my subject if I'll do that..
I'm not a strict teacher. As what my students said, I am one of the most considerate teachers they've ever met.. It's my way of helping them to understand the lesson. Besides, its hard to be strict in Math. They'll hate me and my subject if I'll do that..
You could easily teach English too, as I can see in your posts!
Is English the main language in Morocco?
:smilie3:
racz_jay25
01/08/08, 06:08 PM
You could easily teach English too, as I can see in your posts!
Is English the main language in Morocco?
:smilie3:
hehe.. thanks but before you say that, you must hear me speaking English.. I am not really good.. Maybe, one of the reasons why I'm here is to improve my grammar..
Arabic is the main language of Morocco and French is the second. Some can speak English 'cause they do have American schools here.
hehe.. thanks but before you say that, you must hear me speaking English.. I am not really good.. Maybe, one of the reasons why I'm here is to improve my grammar..
Arabic is the main language of Morocco and French is the second. Some can speak English 'cause they do have American schools here.
Wow, so you must be a polyglot, a linguistic!!!!!
Arabic
French
English
Tagalog
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:bravo: :bravo:
racz_jay25
01/08/08, 06:28 PM
Wow, so you must be a polyglot, a linguistic!!!!!
Arabic
French
English
Tagalog
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....
:bravo: :bravo:
kindly add nihongo, ilongo and bolinao (dialect of anda and bolinao pangasinan)..hehe..i'm so humble..
honestly, i am studying arabic and french if i have time. I only know how count from 1-10 and some expressions like "good morning" and "how much?"..
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