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racz_jay25
07/16/08, 06:18 PM
http://f367.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f22954%5fACRVv9EAAU5XSBoEGgWbR0C%2 f0HM&pid=2.2&fid=te%2520siat&inline=1
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. http://f367.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f22954%5fACRVv9EAAU5XSBoEGgWbR0C%2 f0HM&pid=2.3&fid=te%2520siat&inline=1:superhappy::superhappy::superhappy:

ayumie
07/16/08, 07:51 PM
had a good laugh ... might be nearing that stage

sbenosa
07/16/08, 09:35 PM
Hahahahahahahahhaha! Nice one!

ctivnan
07/17/08, 10:35 AM
Hilarious one, Racz! :thanks:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

veron
07/17/08, 11:43 AM
really gave me a hearty laugh!!!! .... ayumie is so right... we are nearing the age!

pinoypower
07/17/08, 12:01 PM
really gave me a hearty laugh!!!! .... ayumie is so right... we are nearing the age!

I already have a list of EC Coffeers whom I should not mess with.:superhappy::superhappy:

The cop should have treated the old lady with respect.:hihihi::hihihi:

veron
07/17/08, 12:15 PM
that's cute pinoy.... hahaha

tarush
07/17/08, 01:25 PM
nice one pinoypower...

wenggay
07/17/08, 05:40 PM
be sure not to mess an old woman next time..... hahaha...... nice post.... :victory:

q_sharon
07/18/08, 07:36 AM
I already have a list of EC Coffeers whom I should not mess with.:superhappy::superhappy:

The cop should have treated the old lady with respect.:hihihi::hihihi:

:lol: :lol:

q_sharon
07/18/08, 07:37 AM
http://f367.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f22954%5fACRVv9EAAU5XSBoEGgWbR0C%2 f0HM&pid=2.2&fid=te%2520siat&inline=1
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. http://f367.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f22954%5fACRVv9EAAU5XSBoEGgWbR0C%2 f0HM&pid=2.3&fid=te%2520siat&inline=1:superhappy::superhappy::superhappy:

Good one, racz:animal-bear::animal-bear:

augberine
09/28/08, 12:46 PM
hahaha


i bet that dealing with that kind of old woman is tougher than dealing with typical drivers and the real speeders...


^^

q_sharon
09/28/08, 07:52 PM
http://f367.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f22954%5fACRVv9EAAU5XSBoEGgWbR0C%2 f0HM&pid=2.2&fid=te%2520siat&inline=1
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. http://f367.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f22954%5fACRVv9EAAU5XSBoEGgWbR0C%2 f0HM&pid=2.3&fid=te%2520siat&inline=1:superhappy::superhappy::superhappy:

:lol: The "moral of the story" must be : Don't trust older women. :lol: