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tcha
09/29/08, 12:20 PM
From a Student’s Christmas Card (javascript:void(0)):


May You Be Full of it (javascript:void(0))
This Peaceful Holiday Season!


Health:

It is dangerous to smoke while
you are becoming pregnant (javascript:void(0)).


* * * * *


Last night, when I ate dinner, I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!



Parents:


I always ate lunch at school.
But every day my mother made me suffer.


* * * * *


My bed has three blankets
and a large guilt my parents gave me.


* * * * *


My father met us at the airport (javascript:void(0))
and gave me a big hog.
Then he hogged my wife.



Renting:

How many people live in your apartment building (javascript:void(0))?
I don't know for sure, but I have wild gas.


* * * * *


You can't sleep with me because it is
too crowded. But you can probably
sleep with my sister. That's what most
of my friends do when they visit.


Weddings:


I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!


* * * * *


The groom was wearing
A very nice croissant.


* * * * *


He lifted the veal off her face
and gave her a big kiss.


Sports:


When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.


* * * * *

Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?


* * * * *

It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.



A Recipe:


-First, heat up your pants really hot, then add oil.
-Put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink
until the morning.
-Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
-Next, add a little Buddha and mix it all up.
-When you are finished cooking, find a suitable bowel
and eat it with chopsticks.


>>> share some of yours!:happy0007::happy0007::happy0007:

cmo
09/29/08, 04:12 PM
These can be good exercises for new English students where they have to find out what the mistakes are and how to avoid them.

:lol:

q_sharon
09/29/08, 04:41 PM
From a Student’s Christmas Card (javascript:void(0)):


May You Be Full of it (javascript:void(0))
This Peaceful Holiday Season!


Health:

It is dangerous to smoke while
you are becoming pregnant (javascript:void(0)).


* * * * *


Last night, when I ate dinner, I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!



Parents:


I always ate lunch at school.
But every day my mother made me suffer.


* * * * *


My bed has three blankets
and a large guilt my parents gave me.


* * * * *


My father met us at the airport (javascript:void(0))
and gave me a big hog.
Then he hogged my wife.



Renting:

How many people live in your apartment building (javascript:void(0))?
I don't know for sure, but I have wild gas.


* * * * *


You can't sleep with me because it is
too crowded. But you can probably
sleep with my sister. That's what most
of my friends do when they visit.


Weddings:


I have something exciting to tell you.
My girlfriend and I got enraged last night!


* * * * *


The groom was wearing
A very nice croissant.


* * * * *


He lifted the veal off her face
and gave her a big kiss.


Sports:


When we won, I was so exciting
I had goose pimps all over my body.


* * * * *

Did I tell you I climbed half way up
one of the tallest pigs in the world?


* * * * *

It was so exciting to watch!
The cheerleaders threw up high into the air.



A Recipe:


-First, heat up your pants really hot, then add oil.
-Put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink
until the morning.
-Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
-Next, add a little Buddha and mix it all up.
-When you are finished cooking, find a suitable bowel
and eat it with chopsticks.


>>> share some of yours!:happy0007::happy0007::happy0007:

:lol: :lol:

tcha
09/30/08, 09:52 AM
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fresh-herpes.jpg

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PICK UP!

tcha
09/30/08, 09:57 AM
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/listen-to-mee.jpg (http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/listen-to-mee.jpg)

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME UNDERSTAND THIS SIGN???

tcha
09/30/08, 10:03 AM
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2008/08/whoturnedthelightsout.jpg

CURSE YOU, DARKNESS...

tcha
06/16/09, 09:49 PM
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-whole-tongue.jpg

^^^engrishfunny.com

tcha
06/16/09, 09:49 PM
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-enjoy-annoy.jpg

^^^engrishfunny.com