q_sharon
12/13/08, 12:29 PM
:itshere:
I find this forwarded email funny. Deception seems to be the order of the day. :hihihi:
A cabbie picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the very handsome cab driver kept staring at her. So, she asked him why he kept staring.
He said: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She said: "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
He said: "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She said: "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver got very excited and he said: "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
She said: "OK. Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started to cry.
She said: "My dear child, why are you crying?"
He said: "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun said: "That's OK. My name is Kevin, and I'm going to a Halloween party."
:lol: :lol:
I find this forwarded email funny. Deception seems to be the order of the day. :hihihi:
A cabbie picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the very handsome cab driver kept staring at her. So, she asked him why he kept staring.
He said: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She said: "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
He said: "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She said: "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver got very excited and he said: "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
She said: "OK. Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started to cry.
She said: "My dear child, why are you crying?"
He said: "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun said: "That's OK. My name is Kevin, and I'm going to a Halloween party."
:lol: :lol: