racz_jay25
01/08/08, 02:33 AM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what's the
difference between potentially and realistically?
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million
dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars. Then ask your brother if he'd sleep with
Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of
course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the
house and send you kids to a great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"? The girl
replied, "Oh my Goodness! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with
him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother
replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.?
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars,
but realistically we're living with two sluts
and a gay."
difference between potentially and realistically?
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million
dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars. Then ask your brother if he'd sleep with
Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of
course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the
house and send you kids to a great college!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"? The girl
replied, "Oh my Goodness! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with
him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother
replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.?
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars,
but realistically we're living with two sluts
and a gay."