pieces of jokes

[Paulhai]

> Pieces of jokes
>
> Whenever I miss u, I check my Msg.
> Whenever I want to see u, I take a look at ur photo.
> Whenever I want to hear ur voice,
> I throw a stone to a pig.
>
> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
>
> 1 message now received.
> 1 nice person sent it.
> 1 monkey is reading it.
> Monkey is smiling now.
> Monkey is still reading.
> Monkey will be laughing.
>
> &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
>
> Every bird cannot fly high, but Eagle can.
> Every flower cannot bloom in water, but Lotus can.
> Every monkey cannot read msg, but You can.
>
> ##########################################
>
> We are true friends.
> If I were sky, u would be a bird.
> If I were sea, u would be a fish.
> If I were flower, u would be a bee.
> If I were tree, u would be a monkey.
>
> ******************************************
>
> Who says English is easy?
> I don't believe.
> Can u fill in the blank with even \"Yes\" or \"No\"?
> \"___\", I'm a fool.
> U see? How?
> If u can't answer, ask another fool.
>
> %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
>
> U are 70% pretty,
> 75% naughty,
> 85% sweet,
> 90% cute,
> and100% lovely
> total, 70+75+85+90+100= U are now.... 420.
>
> if you like it, please don't keep in ur pc. You should make share
> another one to enjoy them after working under pressure.

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