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ctivnan
09/17/07, 04:07 PM
English is very strange

Did you know that "verb" is a noun?

How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them?

If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?

If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

If you've read a book, you can reread it. But wouldn't this also mean that you would have to "member" somebody in order to remember them?

In Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

Is it a coincidence that the only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable?

Is there another word for a synonym?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Where do swear words come from?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why do people use the word "irregardless"?

Why do some people type "cool" as "kewl?"

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why do we say something's out of order when its broken but we never say in of order when it works?

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why does the Chinese ideogram for trouble symbolize two women living under one roof?

Why does X stand for a kiss and O stand for a hug?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why don't we say "why" instead of "how come"?

Why is "crazy man" an insult, while to insert a comma and say "Crazy, man!" is a compliment?

Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple?

Why is it that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?

Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is the plural of goose-geese, and not the plural of moose-meese?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

:snail:

light
09/23/07, 12:09 PM
thank you for the beauityful sharing you have gave us. ha ha, english is strange language indeed .but there is a sentense "in Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same? " which i have defferent opinion. crisis in chinese is "weiji(??)" and opportunity is "jihui(??)".:

ctivnan
09/23/07, 12:44 PM
LIGHT, thank you very much for clarifying the concepts of opportunity and crises. :wub1:

How about this?
Why does the Chinese ideogram for trouble symbolize two women living under one roof?
Is it true?

light
10/02/07, 11:22 AM
sorry, i have never heard about that. well, in a way, women in the world could be similar. i have some friends who are Canadians. once we were invited to a party, one of my female friends dressed in chinese style , when another female friend came, she was exatly in the same style and she immediately went back to change her costume. i wondered why they reacted in that way. i asked their husbands and they answered with laughter "that is woman's style ha ha...."

tcha
02/20/09, 06:33 PM
This was good, God! must have been busy not to visit you here guys!

kai28
02/23/09, 10:52 PM
Strange indeed! :gud:

:thankyou:

:lol::lol::lol:

tcha
02/27/09, 09:49 PM
I just hope nobody posted this yet. ( sorry if I wasn't the first one!)

^^^
A Recipe:


-First, heat up your pants really hot, then add oil.
-Put the cabbages in salt water. Then sit in the sink
until the morning.
-Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces.
-Next, add a little Buddha and mix it all up.
-When you are finished cooking, find a suitable bowel
and eat it with chopsticks.